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Sunday, June 28, 2009

the movies that killed the comic book

Ive seen a lot of people post a blog on "the best comic book movies"and it generally comprises of the following:

v for vendetta
the watchmen
batman tdk and begins
300
spiderman
xmen 1
sin city
road to perdition etc.

but there are some weird stuff too,here's my list of the worst comic book adaptations



hellboy II:the golden army:
Hellboy 2 was like halo you either hate it or love it.I belong to the segment that hates this movie and i was pretty surprised to know that it was 88% fresh on the tomatometer.I may have liked it if i were ten years younger but i barely stayed awake through the entire movie.prince nuada was played exceptionally well by Luke Goss and Abe was given more screen time which was pretty cool.

xmen 3
This movie was a disaster,when i heard Brian singer was leaving the franchise to direct superman i never thought it would be noticeable.Brett Ranter thought that he could compensate for the weak plot by introducing a lot of mutants(screwed up versions).He gave us an emotionally distraught wolverine which sucked!As if that weren't bad enough he casts Vinnie Jones as the juggernaut(im the juggernaut bitch!)


batman & robin:
This movie nearly killed the entire franchise,who in their right mind would caste george clooney as batman?and then they take weirdness to a whole new level,batsuits were designed with frikkin nipples on them.Clooney could have pleased his female fans later.



punisher warzone:
well the punisher released in 04 seems semi classical when you compare it with this heap of junk


elektra
Director rob bowman probably thought that we would spend more time gawking at jennifer garner rather than paying attention to the plot,characters and dialogue.Will yun lee plays the baddie who speaks in clichés "We meet again!"...."It ends now!".....the last movie that used stuff like this was home alone.Frank Miller must have been real pissed.

catwoman:
absolute rubbish!



the spirit:it should have been "scream out in agony.".


barbwire:
the comic book lasted for 9 issues.the movie lost out to striptease at the razzies.


steel:
shaq was doctor john henry irons for 1hr and 37 mins.he uses his smart hammer to snipe people,how good could this movie possibly be?and why doesn't anyone shoot him in the jaw?cheap robocop rip off.








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