introduction and the transformers:revenge of the fallen movie review

well my exams were done and one uneventful road trip and a couple of movies later i was suddenly jobless.Well thats when i decided to start a blog,with every other bozo in town having one i almost felt impotent for never even attempting to start one but i never had the time to actually sit down and share my thoughts with a random bunch of people.So here i am sharing my views/thoughts on movies,games,sports,politics,comics,anime,food,college,cartoons,celebs,music,annoying kids etc.

be warned people my father calls me a "critic"(hence the blog name),so feel free to sympathize or criticize my views and please correct my spellings.

Anyway i watched "transformers:revenge of the fallen" today and to say the least i wasn't impressed.Its one of those movies where you realize how annoying your younger brother could be(that is if you were unfortunate enough to actually sit next to him at the movies).Michael bay could have named it "megan fox is hot!" and i am pretty sure it would have sold more tickets.

The movie consisted of a lot of running,yelling, loads of cheesy one liners,toilet humor(the horny dog joke got old with "click"),MEGAN FOX and a bit of auto bots.The fact that Optimus prime was dead for around 3/4th of the movie pissed me off,most of the autobots made cameo appearances and little kids were wondering why bumblebee didnt have more screen time.

The graphics were top notch and we get to watch prime's,bumblebees anime influenced fight scenes(3 in total),we get to watch a superhot megan fox playing the role of a dream girlfriend,we get to see megan fox on a bike,we get to see megan fox run in slo mo,and we get to hear all the people around you go "oooooh" when they see megan fox.

The movie is dragged on unneceassarily for 2 and a 1/2 hours, it would have been better if it were shorter.

i would rate it 5/10

i recommend this movie for those of you who:

1.would love to see an amalgam of power rangers and black hawk down(minus the gore)

2.have got annoying younger brothers

3.are below 15

4.have got lots of money and dont have any clue on how to spend it

i firmly discourage people who:

1.loved the cartoons

2.didnt like the first movie

3.loved the first movie

4.despises bullshit